Sunday, October 28, 2007

Doctorhormone Takes His Sacred Indian Name...

It has occurred to me that I have not been bestowed with a sacred indian name such as have the others in my midst of my Incredible Mohawk Brothers....

I am hurt and wounded even though the Incredible Mohawk Brothers no longer reside in the same wigwams or long houses or whatever the fuck they sleep in these days....

Danny Terio has been bestowed with the sacred name of Handsome Hawk....Hank The Chief Sobah has been bestowed with the sacred name of Hankerchief...but I who have attended only a few of the sacred tribal meetings due to bad airplane trips and other shit beyond my own control have been denied my rite as a brother in the Incredible but no longer Credible Mohawk Brothers....with a sacred name!



Even Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown was bestowed with a name that befits his personality....but I alone Doctor Greg Hormone stand without a sacred name of the tribes...

I take it upon myself to bestow the name upon me as ......HawkMone!

Hawkmone the medicine man of all of the tribes of the Huron, The Algonquin, The Iriquois, and the Mohawk....The Saulk, the Fox, and the Crow...I alone...Hawkmone will stand as the last medicine man of the Tribes of the Longhouses!

Umgatcheemowwa Cum heerikowi heeya!

By the way, piss on you guys for not making this shit up on my behalf...

Danny Terio is the Handsome Hawk? Oh fucking pleeeeeeeese! Im way prettier than he is!

Hankerchief? because he what? Delegates bullshit ideas to the rest of us? Oh cmon maaan! anybody can give orders...its the man that can take them that is the cream of the crap! Crop...ooops...sorry...

Ok so I and I alone Hawkmone...am the one who can eat the feathers of birds without questioning...who can shit a birthday cake in three colors, who can make a dead dog dance....I am your medicine man!

I declare myself Hawkmone!



Fuckin.....I gotta get a life....this is nuts!

Hialeah! yeah! Fuckinaaaaaaay!

Hey Sir Martin...you wanna get in on this!?

White Mud at Murphy's was a Rocking Success!

In case any of you cant remember what a good time we all had at Murphy's Law on Saturday night October 13 2007....

Aghghghgh... We had a good time!



White Mud Blues Band came into the house and rocked the joint all night long and then we took names and planned for the next party!

I will personally say that in spite of the fact that we played a great show at Murphys and then played another great show the following night at Jagers Castle Rock...we had the best show at Murphy's Law on Jefferson between Crocker and 16 Mile Road!

My choice for the best show.....Murphys!

The crowd on Saturday night at Murphy's really knew how to dance and act up and laugh and have a good time! The beer flowed and the party went on as it has every other time we have been there! Its a quaint little hideout on the north end of Jefferson between Crocker and 16 Mile Road!

Except for a couple of asshole scientists who think they know it all....the crowd at Murphys was great!

While Jagers Castle Rock Club out on the north end of Gratiot between Joy and Hall Road was a great venue, the club is beautiful and the property is magnificient...great sound system and such...White Mud was not well received for some unfortunate personal issues between me, Doc Hormone and the owner, so we will unfortunately not show up there again as White Mud Blues Band.....

We got a rather icy post-reception from the owner who thinks that I am personally claiming to own his club...

Hey Ron, ...aghhhhh bite me! I dont own your club, your bills, your worries, or your lack of personality skills. I never made such a claim, I dont have that kind of ego, and I could care less about anything but having fun with my old buds in White Mud....We had a good time using your club for our Reunion in 2007 but unfortunately you have some paranoia issues that have you attacking people who were only trying to be a friend.....by the way...youre welcome for the free alarm system that I gave you without as much as a thank you....

Please suggest to your scientist pals who hang out in bars on Saturday nights that they bone up on Logic 101....If I owned Jagers why would they see me playing with White Mud at Murphys the night before, a Saturday night...the big weekend night, instead of playing at my own club (allegedly) Jagers, on the following night Sunday when the crowd was weaker, if I was concerned with drawing a crowd to my own so called bar?....

These guys are scientists? Are they pals with Al Gore? Are they Global Warming Specialists? I'll bet they are! The world needs scientists such as these ass clowns so the rest of us dont need to fear the whining so much....We can just laugh at the drama these worthless jerkoffs create as they wander the planet looking for something to fix or fuck up....

Meanwhile, you might want to lay off the abuse of people who are just trying to be real, and work on managing your club...chances are you wont own it in a years time if you treat your patrons and hired help like you do people who are trying to be your friends!

Hey Ron, Maybe you just need to get laid or something...