Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Cody Will Be Leaving The Earthly Realm on Friday August 17 2007



Friends, it is with sincere and no fooling sadness that I reluctantly announce the forthcoming demise of Cody my old faithful companion who has "shat" by my side all these 14 long years.

Cody's health has deteriorated to a point where the vet has reccomended that we let him now rest alongside the other famous dogs in history who have etched their piss stains onto the sidewalks of history.

Lassie, Old Yeller, Rin Tin Tin, Cudjo, Hootch, Sounder...

Cody will also now get to do his famous art work alongside such artistic greats as Picasso, and Salvador Dali who have long admired his talent from afar.

Maplethorpe the artist once remarked about Codys work, "I wish I could do shit like Cody does "Shit. I did Christ Piss, but nobody does shit like Cody!"



Cody was not only an artist in the veneral realm of fecal sculpturing, but a talented vocalist as well! Cody's famous CD The Amazing Wonderdog Sings Every Song Ever Written is a landmark in canine music. He literally stayed up for two weeks without sleeping to record this set of fine tunes!

Cody was in the process of writing his anals for an autobiography when total blindness struck and he had to dictate the last few chapters to the cat who typed for him until his hearing went then it was just too much for him. Not being able to hear what he was barking to the cat, he just went into depression and began shitting in small soupy concentric circles all over the patio and stepping in it.

He will be best remembered for his role as sidekick for me Doctor Hormone on many of my albums. He sang background on the tune Pathetic Lost Tape Song, and is referred to in the song, while he howls out the tune.

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Codys work was recognized by the Pope and Smithsonian Institute on several occasions and President Bush had recently authorized one of his Golden Turds to be placed on the moon during the next astronaut trip from the space shuttle in 2008.



Cody's tribute to the American Indian will be remembered as well...Trail of Turds...seen below:



It was Codys dream to be remembered by his family and friends as a dog who loved to play. As a pup he was an avid football player and admired the work of Kez McCorvey from Florida State University, as well as that of his life long pal White Fang who fondly, and often said that next to himself, Cody was the "baddest dog in the whole world."

Cody even honored Wayne Kramer of the MC5 with a small token of his appreciation for the Dwayno's work:



More of Cody's work and anthology can be seen at http://www.doctorhormone.com/ at The Amazing Wonderdog page.

Cody will be honored on Friday August 17, 2007 at 7:00pm with a full Belgium Bagpipe band and some circus clowns who were available on short notice for a small parade on his behalf. A special Christmas turd wreath will be placed at the gravesite with a few dead cats and mice.

The family asks that donations be withheld and intead save your money to attend a wake party to be held when White Mud performs their 2007 Reunion in Mt. Clemens Michigan at Jagers Castle Rock Club 43785 North Gratiot Ave. Time and date to be announced later.

I will miss and always love my old friend Cody. Long live Cody The Amazing Wonderdog.



REST IN PEACE WONDERDOG!

Friday, August 03, 2007

White Mud at Jagers at Last!....Is it Really So?

For all of you fortentious, malevoulent, boglifricant, meat eating fans of your favorite band from the late 60's (White Mud Blues Band) who have been waiting with "thumbs up the ass" for the Day of Reckoning...


At long last it is here!...Jagers Castle Rock Club at 43785 North Gratiot Ave in Mt. Clemens Michigan....is officially opening in September 2007! White Mud has been sanctioned to open the flood gates of hell for the fury of a reunion show!

Now, mind you...Jagers Clubmeisters will need you to show your support by stopping into the club before White Mud Blues Band and thier evil cousins The Incredible Mohawk Brothers make an official announcement for a performance, so they can keep the lights on for a week or so before we stop in to wreck the place, but rest assured....

White Mud Blues Band is now confidently making official plans for a full blown 37-8 year reunion of the band that brought you such great hits as "Baby Love" (cover by the Supremes) Umpa Dow Down, Hum Digga Digga, Curlers In Her Hair (oh no) and many many others!

Yes, this is the same band that brought down the roof of the famous Crows Nest East on July 18 1969, while those silly asshole astronauts of Apollo 11 were diddling around in the desert pretending to be "On the fucking moon!" Bullshit!

But White Muds Show will not be bullshit! Noooo...we will bring you the real thing maaaaaaan!



Visualize if you can, a group of amazingly powerful talented musicians that have not even seen each other in almost 40 years....coming together at last, to play music that they have almost never played together before, or at least for a long freakin time! Hell some of the boys are so old and stoned that they cant even play with themselves nontheless each other! It should be great!

Imagine an old 1957 GM truck going 80 miles an hour with no driver, screaming into the Macomb Mall front entrance! Fucking Beautiful! Thats the poetry of White Mud Blues Band!

Joined by their cousins, The Incredible Mohawk Brothers who have broken up, rejoined, and redefined themselves more often than they have wiped thier own asses, White Mud means to make a statement to humanity that, ......well...come see.....

Without breaking from tradition, WMBB plans to borrow every piece of musical equipment in the city of Detroit to build a "Wall of Sound" just as we did back in 1969! Phil Spector and Mike Quattro would be ashamed of what we do to audio production before we are once again arrested for actions beyond the control of the promoters!

The MC5 will be a mere vision of choir boys being punked in the ass by Black Panthers when we destroy the sweet memories of that innocent window in time. WMBB will play so loud and so poorly that people will be offering to return their consumed beers for a refund...on the dance floor!

Come see us ruin your town wont you?

Its finally going to happen! Stay tuned for details on the show plans by checking in to the Whitemud.us message board and this blog!

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Were gonna play everything, smash everything, and drink and fuck everything in town!

Make sure to get a babysitter!

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Remember lead paint and Good Humor Ice Cream Creamsicles! Remember White Fang and Faygo....Lake Shore High School, The Hideout, The Grande Ballroom, The Crows Nest East...

Stay tuned...its coming soon to Jagers Castle Rock 43785 North Gratiot Ave. Mt. Clemens Michigan.... Opening in September 2007! Your new Favorite place to eat drink and be merry!

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