Saturday, July 14, 2007

Another Farkelum Sans The Doctor....

Somebody had to publish this pornography, and I guess it was me.....

Another White Mud / Hawk Farkelum has occurred with the blessed presence of the clan....

Cousins Mikey Mo, Tommy Hawk, Strato Hawk, and White Mud Alumni Sir Martin, Chief (Now known by the cousins as "Hankerchief") Tony (Danny Terio, or now known by the cousins and officially assigned the title of Handsome Hawk...congrats Tony....you are now an official Hawk!) Diorio.

You clowns have continued to preserve the fantasy of WMBB/Hawk madness by subjecting us to continued uneccessary interruptions in our daily tv/news schedule by making us view your obscene presentations of lewd and liscivious behavior with female children, just slightly over the age of 18, and for that we are proud of you all!

You have collectively won the award for Lechmasters of America 2007....

You should be proud!

I will only ask that Sir Martin or one of you provide the appropriate link to the photos here so that the world can enjoy your debaucherous deeds!

White Mud/Hawk Farkelum (link to photos here)



As I understand, I personally missed a truly historic and eventful summit which I hope is only a prelude to the madness which will ultimately occur when the Mud/Hawk Farkelum meets to play together in the Jagers Castle Rock Club very very soon!

I wish I could do more, but I am writing this blog with one hand as you might well understand....

- Doc Hormone

Roll the tapes! some one!