Monday, June 26, 2006

Bill Gates III Vs. Kim Ill Jong Worlds Greatest Pricks

Champion Bill Gates:

On June 15, 2006, Microsoft announced that effective July 2008 Gates will transition out of a day-to-day role in the company to spend more time on his global health and education work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. After July 2008 Gates will continue to serve as Microsoft’s chairman and an advisor on key development projects. The two-year transition process is to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates’ daily responsibilities. Effective June 2006, Ray Ozzie has assumed Gates’ previous title as chief software architect and is working side by side with Gates on all technical architecture and product oversight responsibilities at Microsoft. Craig Mundie has assumed the new title of chief research and strategy officer at Microsoft and is working closely with Gates to assume his responsibility for the company’s research and incubation efforts.

Meanwhile Bill will now spend his spare time doing philathropic service to help pay back the world for his incredible wealth by helping others spend their obnoxious bounties in some form of contribution to the poor and hungry that grovel at the trough.

What a fuckin guy! He makes literally 50 billion dollars by stealing some formulas from his colledge buddies, and now wants to make atonement by helping other billionaires throw their money at some token projects to end world hunger, by selling more of his shitfuck Microsoft products...for example:

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has committed more than $3.6 billion to organizations working in global health; more than $2 billion to improve learning opportunities, including the Gates Library Initiative to bring computers, Internet Access and training to public libraries in low-income communities in the United States and Canada; more than $477 million to community projects in the Pacific Northwest; and more than $488 million to special projects and annual giving campaigns.

Oh fuckin thanks Bill...more computers with your jagoff worthless Microfuck products that have helped us all go completely insane trying to keep up with your dickfuck plans to demand our everyday attention untill we all want to smack your ass into cyberspace with a stick!

And now, you want to help others spend their money to look good. Bill, you were borne into this business as a theif, and now you come off with this giveaway program that looks a lot like a huge worldwide commercial for Microfuck....

Fuck you Bill and offense.

Its rather clear that your motive is to dodge a bullet when the Democraps regain control of the U.S.(less) Government and come after your rich pathetic ass with some new schemes to steal from the rich and dole out to the other rich (the Democraptic tribes) your money. You see this coming and are covering your ass with a philanthropic horseshit scheme to save at least some of your stolen wealth. Good luck you fuck!

I hate to imagine this country in the hands of the maniacle hordes of irrational idiot drug crazed Bezerkly fools who live in idealistic fantasies and tree hugging wetdreams, but its coming. Hide your money pig! Youre part of the reason that nobody really ever wins! just selfish greedy theiving pigs like you. No offense. hide your money pal, but when the hungry begin to dismantle religion and organized philathropic schemes such as yours, your days are numbered.

Pig #2, Kim Jong Il:

Kim Jong-il (born February 16, 1941) has been the leader of North Korea since 1994. He holds the title of Chairman of the National Defense Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, and General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea (the ruling party since 1948). He succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, the founder of North Korea, who died in 1994.

Like his father, Kim Jong-il is the center of an extensive personality cult within North Korea, in which Kim is constantly praised and honored as a hero, great statesman, and a "peerlessly great man." Due to the secretive nature of the North Korean government, many official claims about Kim's life and activities are inconsistent with outside sources.

Yeah Kimmy sick fuck...Get over it! You are a pathetic fucking loser and need to be eaten by your own tigers! Here in decadent America we pay lots of money to see boxers beat the shit out of each other, but i have to tell would be a billion dollar event. To see your head lopped off by a Nebraska farmer with a John Deere tractor out in a corn field with you, tied to a tree, would be a major event.

I personally would pay fifteen billion dollars to see you get your head lopped off with a rusty knife. Unfortunately I dont have that much money....Hence my new idea....its called "Bill Gates put your money where your mouth is!"

Bill are you listening?...forget about Reality TV. Forget feeding the hungry and the Jesus said...they will always be with us...fucking hungry beggars!

Instead why dont you just buy North Korea? Seriously! If you bought that country out of debt you would own it! and you could then control it! You could fire Kimmy Boy and put whomever you want in charge! Eliminate the world threat to WWIII and have some nice real estate!

Start your own country with a nicer attitude (no nukes) and have a great tax shelter for your next assault on the cyberworld with some new obnoxious shit. God knows that anything you do would be better than a nuclear threat from that sick fucker. Hell your stuff never works right anyway so we wouldnt even worry about a nuclear threat from MicroNuclearSoft for a long time!

I see a Gates World Fantasy Park in the very near future in P'yŏngyang. Picture it! A big head of Bill Gates at the entrance, and Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck blowing him at the gates. Call it Bill's Blowjob Gates...or whatever....

Anyway, certainly a lot more peaceful than WWIII....cmon Bill put your money where your mouth is...ya thieving chickenassed fuckin offense....

Just another idea from the mind of Doctor Greg Hormone......
By the way, did I mention my other idea? we should publicly castrate Jimmy carter who is the most cowardly chicken assed president this country has ever had, and then completely nuke the country of Iran....No offense, but that shit is not at all over...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Mermaid Goes Nuts...And more.

Breaking Idiot News!...

Daryl Hannah was holed up in a walnut tree at an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles for much of the morning Tuesday.

Hannah and activist John Quigley were removed from the tree by firefighters in a cherry picker after protesting the eviction of farmers in an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles.

For years, about 350 farmers have been using the 14-acre land to grow crops and flowers. But the property owner, Ralph Horowitz, now wants to build a warehouse.

Now for the last month Darryl Hanna has been hugging this tree in protest of the owners decision to use his own property as he sees fit.

Hey Darryl! If you really care, why dont you and your hippie throwback pals just buy the property? Im sure that you and your Hollywood Bozo pals could raise the money.

This is what happens when you let a mermaid climb trees! Somebody give this gal some water...She's getting all scaly and crusty looking!

There are only two things that smell like fish...and one of them, is fish! In honor of her protest I had a nice piece of Tilapia covered with walnuts tonight. I barbecued it and it was delicious! MMMMM!

And in other news across the country,

City of Miami Commissioner Joe Arriola is still a complete arrogant idiot! No offense Joe you fatassed pathetic jerk!

That old fool Bill Clinton showed his ass as well by making a speech declaring that he and his former sidekick Al (Doomsday) Gore were now vindicated in declaring Republicans as evil earth hating monsters who were responsible for all of the global warming, and were without any morals.

Wow! Im wondering how much he (Clinton) was responsible for raising the earths temperature that night in the oval room while he was doing the "Cigar Insertion Thingy" Im sure it was warm in there! (The Oval Room, not the other thingy)

As Hillary Billy has often said..."It takes an idiot to molest a child" Ooops I meant, "It takes a child to "raise" an idiot" Er ahhh...oh nevermind....

And now the weather from Hell!

Tropical Storm Alberto was less than expected and all the idiots are cheering that the weather was less than expected...Its amazing how people can cheer over bad news thats less than they expected....Hey you clowns...start hoarding your gasoline, plywood, water and start practicing your bad manners and mean survival tactics and whining...

There are now three more tropical waves brewing in the Atlantic, and they are sure to visit Florida (the land called hell)very soon. The weather bureau says they are unlikely to visit south Florida with much impact, but im not buying any of fact, as internet gambling sights begin gearing up for the latest craze in online betting...a new interest on hurricane betting has caught on and Im laying all bets on the eventuality of a major storm to hit Florida before July 4. Im willing to go 3-1 on Broward or Dade County getting clobbered before July 5.

More Stupid News:

Patrick Kennedy is in the news. Son of famous skilled driver Ted Kennedy, son Patrick appeared in court today for a driving infraction he committed last year by crashing his car, on his way to vote as a U.S. Congressman while under the influence of controlled substances. He was reluctantly sentenced to some minor public service duty and was excused without any further criminal record. Thanks dad for teaching me how to drive!

Rumor has it that dad Ted is going to begin swimming lessons for son Pat in case he has occasion to bring a date home over a bridge in the future....If only Jack coulda spent more time teaching John John to fly...


In closing, some stupid foreigners beat some other stupid foreigners in that pathetic sissy game of soccer and surprisingly the crowds havent yet gone bezerk and killed each other en mass as they usually do, which would have been better than them all dying a slow death from Ebola or TB anyway....

Take hope...Tsunami season begins soon!

My prediction is that the Heat will lose and fall out of grace with the fairweather friends of Miami as quickly as they got there...and Miami and the Heat will deserve the humiliation...Miami sucks!

Good night and good riddance America!