Tuesday, August 02, 2005

This Is News?...This Is Not News!

"Hello to all you fellow star gazers (or geezers, which ever applies wear it with pride)! Thought you might be interested in the following:

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next,

Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history.

The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history.. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Share this with your children and grandchildren.

NO ONE ALIVE
TODAY WILL
EVER SEE THIS AGAIN"




Well...laaadeedaaa and heydeehoo!

The Heavens may come and go...The Bible even says that...2nd Peter 3:10. But the stars..The Stars....are The Spectacle not to be missed!

And so while some may choose to engage themself in a quiet showy display of the planets of our solar system coming closely together, as they will according to this announcement from one of our brothers in Mud....

It's The Stars of White Mud infamy and their insane cousins The Incredible Mowhawk Brothers that will perform the greatest show this year...In Mt. Clemens Michigan...

The Planets may collide, even new planets will show up for the event...Hexachloron #1480 (as White Mud has chosen to affectionately name Plutos new big sister) Will now join our solar system,

Adult women teachers will be raping their young male students like never before, (I wish school was this good when I was a junior)

http://www.wnbc.com/education/4798237/detail.html

And Baseball "Hall of Famers" like Rafael Palmiero will continue to accidentally "fall onto a bucket of hot steroids in the dugout" and unkowingly become infected with the dreaded disease of greatness...bad luck Raffy! I hate when that happens!

But one thing for sure....even as Mt. St. Helen awaits patiently, while White Mud prepares for this grand finale'...There will never be another show like the one White Mud has planned for Mt. Clemens Michigan this fall!

The world is a sick place...it needs a cure...it needs the good old plain bad music of White Mud to haunt the hallowed corners of every space on the globe once again...

I know...I know...many of you are saying "Who is this White Mud Band?" They cant be that great....Ive never heard of them before..."

Thats the beauty of White Mud...you see, we have waited for you to "NEED US!"

Now more than ever before...you do need us! Sooooo, Weeeeeeer'e coming! Soon! Be patient....

Try this mantra to help us build the energy....

The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....
The Master is Coming....The Master is Coming....

Try it! Its kinda fun! sing it in the shower, pretend to be Renfeild...Eat bugs!



You see...White Mud is planning this event in spite of all the odds stacked against us...we will prevail! White Mud is going to be the greatest show on the planet in the solar system in this century, in this millenium!

AAAAAhhaaaaahaaaahaaahaaahaahhhhaaahaaahhhaa....
AGHGHGHAHAHHHHAAHHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAA

Stay tuned!


NO ONE ALIVE
TODAY WILL
EVER SEE THIS AGAIN


LOOK FOR WHITE MUD IN OCTOBER, IN MT. CLEMENS MICHIGAN 30 STRONG! STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO HERE AS THE DAY DRAWS NEAR!