Friday, August 03, 2007

White Mud at Jagers at Last!....Is it Really So?

For all of you fortentious, malevoulent, boglifricant, meat eating fans of your favorite band from the late 60's (White Mud Blues Band) who have been waiting with "thumbs up the ass" for the Day of Reckoning...

At long last it is here!...Jagers Castle Rock Club at 43785 North Gratiot Ave in Mt. Clemens officially opening in September 2007! White Mud has been sanctioned to open the flood gates of hell for the fury of a reunion show!

Now, mind you...Jagers Clubmeisters will need you to show your support by stopping into the club before White Mud Blues Band and thier evil cousins The Incredible Mohawk Brothers make an official announcement for a performance, so they can keep the lights on for a week or so before we stop in to wreck the place, but rest assured....

White Mud Blues Band is now confidently making official plans for a full blown 37-8 year reunion of the band that brought you such great hits as "Baby Love" (cover by the Supremes) Umpa Dow Down, Hum Digga Digga, Curlers In Her Hair (oh no) and many many others!

Yes, this is the same band that brought down the roof of the famous Crows Nest East on July 18 1969, while those silly asshole astronauts of Apollo 11 were diddling around in the desert pretending to be "On the fucking moon!" Bullshit!

But White Muds Show will not be bullshit! Noooo...we will bring you the real thing maaaaaaan!

Visualize if you can, a group of amazingly powerful talented musicians that have not even seen each other in almost 40 years....coming together at last, to play music that they have almost never played together before, or at least for a long freakin time! Hell some of the boys are so old and stoned that they cant even play with themselves nontheless each other! It should be great!

Imagine an old 1957 GM truck going 80 miles an hour with no driver, screaming into the Macomb Mall front entrance! Fucking Beautiful! Thats the poetry of White Mud Blues Band!

Joined by their cousins, The Incredible Mohawk Brothers who have broken up, rejoined, and redefined themselves more often than they have wiped thier own asses, White Mud means to make a statement to humanity that, ......well...come see.....

Without breaking from tradition, WMBB plans to borrow every piece of musical equipment in the city of Detroit to build a "Wall of Sound" just as we did back in 1969! Phil Spector and Mike Quattro would be ashamed of what we do to audio production before we are once again arrested for actions beyond the control of the promoters!

The MC5 will be a mere vision of choir boys being punked in the ass by Black Panthers when we destroy the sweet memories of that innocent window in time. WMBB will play so loud and so poorly that people will be offering to return their consumed beers for a refund...on the dance floor!

Come see us ruin your town wont you?

Its finally going to happen! Stay tuned for details on the show plans by checking in to the message board and this blog!

Were gonna play everything, smash everything, and drink and fuck everything in town!

Make sure to get a babysitter!

Remember lead paint and Good Humor Ice Cream Creamsicles! Remember White Fang and Faygo....Lake Shore High School, The Hideout, The Grande Ballroom, The Crows Nest East...

Stay tuned...its coming soon to Jagers Castle Rock 43785 North Gratiot Ave. Mt. Clemens Michigan.... Opening in September 2007! Your new Favorite place to eat drink and be merry!

This cheap little advertisement was approved by me, Doctor Greg Hormone Minister of Propaganda of White Mud Blues Band!-


Blogger Martin said...

Is this for real this time?

Count me in...I will be there.

Sir Martin of White Mud

8/04/2007 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am making an anonymous comment to test comments because Mikey Moe claims this isn't working.

Sir Martin of White Mud

8/06/2007 10:24:00 AM  

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