Sunday, March 18, 2007

Hormone Offers Shrunken Head Celeb Dolls on His Website

Well kids, I am proud to announce that coming very soon to the Doctor Hormone "Shit For Sale" page at my website, are some new innovative products including the collectable set of Anna Newclitoris Smith, and Brittany Smears shrunken head dolls!

These beauties are one of a kind and serialized as official collector items. As you might guess because they are originals they are rare (only one of each) and as a result, rather expensive, but for that perfect gift for that special person, you cant do better than this!

As an honorable journalist I will not rat out my sources, but getting these items was no easy task, so thanks to "Fed-er-a-Line" and "Howard K. Sperm" I am able to offer these fine collectables as listed below:

So there you have it...The newest collection from Doctor Hormone...staying busy here at the insane asylum...check in with me often, as there is always something interesting going on!


Blogger Mikey Moe Hawk said...

So, I guess this is what it's meant when we gentlemen ask for a "little Head"!

Got it? GET IT!!!

3/20/2007 01:25:00 AM  
Blogger greg hormone said...

Hey Mikey just remember to never ask a witch for a little head!

3/20/2007 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah basement dolls!! hmmm a Litllehead hey doc how about a shrunken head by the furnace? check out your basement i know that you dont have a basement but you will in your dreams! the dolls are waiting for you oh yes!!!play that sax while your dog HOWLS!!! in the basement!! a priest gone bad waiting in the basement with a joint and a flute! mikey and i will howl with pleasure as you shiver and shake walking down the stairs!! unable to stop the journey into the basement! it is your fate to meet the basement monsters!! cant wait to you go to the shores and get intothe basement!!
watch out for the furnace doc! lights will go out and i shall jump out of the dark and begin to laugh and mikey and i shall bring out the dolls!!! no i didnt talk to your sister, no you didnt talk to me about those basement fears, as i said the preist of pedestria KNOWS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (echo)

3/21/2007 02:30:00 AM  
Blogger Mikey Moe Hawk said...

Do you have any Al Gore shrunken head dolls? I saw him addressing an assembly in DC today and when asked if he would have up to one year to adjust his electric bills to the American average (didn't know we had one of those), he dodged the question completely never answering it until one Senator stopped the procedings and insisted on an answer, which he dodged again (electric bill statements from the Gore residence total 30 times greater than other like-sized homes in his area...hmmm). Maybe he didn't want us to know his "Inconvenient Truth?! Put Zen, Randy and I down for 3 of those Gore Shrunken heads (at least it will finally correctly match his brain size).

Vote for me because I don't know what I'm doing, but I admit it openly. Got it? GET IT!!!

3/23/2007 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Paula Abdul said...

Do you have a Paula doll at your store? I want to slip out from the show for a few minutes to suck off that Sanjaya guy and need one of your shrunken head dolls to put into my chair while I'm gone. They'll never know the difference as long as the doll doesn't talk. They don't talk, do they? Because that would mess up my plan. Sanjaya is going to win this season if I can help it. I'm carrying his baby. Well, not exactly. I swallowed a lot of him this season, especially when he had that mohawk haircut. I am soooo wasted! You guys wear mohawks too don't you? That's why I came here. Mohawk haircuts get my Spanish blood all a boiling and get my panties wet. Oh wait, I pissed myself again. Never mind. Note to self: contact Lisa Nowak and ask again how she goes so long without using the bathroom.

4/12/2007 10:08:00 PM  

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