Friday, August 04, 2006

Almost Dead Guys...In The News!...Story At Eleven!

Well boys and girls, as tropical storm Chris is slowly dying over the island of Cuba, so is the imperial commandant of the island, himself!



Commerade Fidel and Tropical Depression Chris are both battling to stay alive and all of Sphincter City (Miami) is watching! Hoping that the eventual demise of both of these little monsters will soon be announced at the same time!

What a significant alliteration is now occurring over the island of Cuba! A storm is coming, and going in short order!

The Diaz-Balart Clan and others, will be hoping to all become Lord Master of the Island of Cuba soon, recovering thier old real estate property and resuming thier roles at the Batista Reunion. So Cuba will revert from being an oppressed communist regime where everyone is jailed for speaking out against tyrrany, to a new fascist state where only the obstructors of justice will be jailed!

Huh?

Well at least they all fly the same flag! Thats a start! Those who are devoted to Fidel and the old regime, and those who wish him dead and want thier mansions back, all fly the same flag....

These are confusing times and everything in the news is worth a poke or a joke...



We probably could have solved the Cuba situation by buying the entire island from Fidel in 1963, and made it the 51st State of the Union. It would have saved Miami from becomming Sphincter City, but then....

Meanwhile, poor Mel Gibson is still floundering in the embarassment of words spilled in a drunken stupor. We forgive criminals for much worse and let them live, but celebs are granted no quarter! At least not by the media.

Martin Sheen can call the President of the United States a white knuckled drunk, even though he is a fool suffering from delusions of grandeur himself. That fat assed worthless fuckwad Michael Moore makes fraudulent movies that depict Bush as a criminal, Jane Fonda has a history of betraying her own countries defenders of freedom in Vietnam and they all pay....

There is a price to be an outspoken celebrity. Mel has endeavored to take the high road and he has a long path to travel. I wish him peace and success and hope that his own struggle with remorse and his plea for forgiveness is accepted. He will never get to play a Nazi in any role in a Speilberg movie though.



That role in the remake of the Sound Of Music is fuckin history! Theyll probably give it to that little kyke Charlie Sheen or even that arrogant darkie brother Samuel Jackson! Ooooops! (hic!) Sorry im kinda shitassed and cant find my carkeys!

See?... The trick is to stay drunk. Then you never have to apoligize! Kidding (hic!)

On other news fronts....and thank god Im not famous, I would have been booted out of cyberspace a long time ago...

JEWS IN THE NEWS....

I have to hand it to the Isrealis! I love these folks! I really do! They are the only ones on the planet who are willing to stand up for what they believe in which is survival! They are willing to kick ass on their enemies (and they know without a doubt who their enemies are!) and finish the fight regardless of world opinion!

Hey Isreal! Kick thier ragheaded asses into the sand! Thanks for doing the job that nobody else is brave enough to do! Finish it!



Half the world are made up of these people, and the other half hate them! Sounds like a good script for WWIII.

Well the sad truth is that "there is no truth!...Only BULLSHIT...You get to pick your own layer of bullshit and thats your BULLSHIT!" - Hero, Dustin Hoffman 1992.

Enough said...Ill figure out my apologies along with Mel, later, when Im sober.....

2 Comments:

Anonymous Turd Ferguson said...

what's all this crap about someone speaking their mind and getting whipped for it? Isn't that what FREE SPEECH is all about? Does anyone scream and make a federal case when: Louis Farrahkan hates white people out loud and marches publicly about it? Israel decides that too much attention has been taken away by Iraq so they start crappin on Lebanon to stir up WW3? Illegal Mexican Immigrants stay home from the illegal jobs to march about how unfair it is to make them become legal in the USA? I can go on and on, but I won't. Leave Mel Gibson's ass alone, because at least he's the only one in Hollywood that pins his balls back on to talk. If the Jews didn't control so much of our world behind our backs, no one would have made it such a big deal. Fuck Pollocks, Jews, Arabs, Hispanics, Coloreds, Indians/Pakistanis, Wops, Micks, Frogs, Commies, Ruskies, Canooks, Chinks, Eskimoes, any fucked up race I left out and of course, the people at K-Tel Records. Thank you, now...may I sleep?

8/10/2006 03:08:00 AM  
Blogger greg hormone said...

Yes you may now sleep...but take your meds first Mikey....

8/17/2006 10:59:00 PM  

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