Monday, June 26, 2006

Bill Gates III Vs. Kim Ill Jong Worlds Greatest Pricks

Champion Bill Gates:




On June 15, 2006, Microsoft announced that effective July 2008 Gates will transition out of a day-to-day role in the company to spend more time on his global health and education work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. After July 2008 Gates will continue to serve as Microsoft’s chairman and an advisor on key development projects. The two-year transition process is to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates’ daily responsibilities. Effective June 2006, Ray Ozzie has assumed Gates’ previous title as chief software architect and is working side by side with Gates on all technical architecture and product oversight responsibilities at Microsoft. Craig Mundie has assumed the new title of chief research and strategy officer at Microsoft and is working closely with Gates to assume his responsibility for the company’s research and incubation efforts.

Meanwhile Bill will now spend his spare time doing philathropic service to help pay back the world for his incredible wealth by helping others spend their obnoxious bounties in some form of contribution to the poor and hungry that grovel at the trough.

What a fuckin guy! He makes literally 50 billion dollars by stealing some formulas from his colledge buddies, and now wants to make atonement by helping other billionaires throw their money at some token projects to end world hunger, by selling more of his shitfuck Microsoft products...for example:

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has committed more than $3.6 billion to organizations working in global health; more than $2 billion to improve learning opportunities, including the Gates Library Initiative to bring computers, Internet Access and training to public libraries in low-income communities in the United States and Canada; more than $477 million to community projects in the Pacific Northwest; and more than $488 million to special projects and annual giving campaigns.

Oh fuckin thanks Bill...more computers with your jagoff worthless Microfuck products that have helped us all go completely insane trying to keep up with your dickfuck plans to demand our everyday attention untill we all want to smack your ass into cyberspace with a stick!

And now, you want to help others spend their money to look good. Bill, you were borne into this business as a theif, and now you come off with this giveaway program that looks a lot like a huge worldwide commercial for Microfuck....

Fuck you Bill and die....no offense.

Its rather clear that your motive is to dodge a bullet when the Democraps regain control of the U.S.(less) Government and come after your rich pathetic ass with some new schemes to steal from the rich and dole out to the other rich (the Democraptic tribes) your money. You see this coming and are covering your ass with a philanthropic horseshit scheme to save at least some of your stolen wealth. Good luck you fuck!

I hate to imagine this country in the hands of the maniacle hordes of irrational idiot drug crazed Bezerkly fools who live in idealistic fantasies and tree hugging wetdreams, but its coming. Hide your money pig! Youre part of the reason that nobody really ever wins! just selfish greedy theiving pigs like you. No offense. hide your money pal, but when the hungry begin to dismantle religion and organized philathropic schemes such as yours, your days are numbered.

Pig #2, Kim Jong Il:




Kim Jong-il (born February 16, 1941) has been the leader of North Korea since 1994. He holds the title of Chairman of the National Defense Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, and General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea (the ruling party since 1948). He succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, the founder of North Korea, who died in 1994.

Like his father, Kim Jong-il is the center of an extensive personality cult within North Korea, in which Kim is constantly praised and honored as a hero, great statesman, and a "peerlessly great man." Due to the secretive nature of the North Korean government, many official claims about Kim's life and activities are inconsistent with outside sources.

Yeah Kimmy boy...you sick fuck...Get over it! You are a pathetic fucking loser and need to be eaten by your own tigers! Here in decadent America we pay lots of money to see boxers beat the shit out of each other, but i have to tell you....you would be a billion dollar event. To see your head lopped off by a Nebraska farmer with a John Deere tractor out in a corn field with you, tied to a tree, would be a major event.

I personally would pay fifteen billion dollars to see you get your head lopped off with a rusty knife. Unfortunately I dont have that much money....Hence my new idea....its called "Bill Gates put your money where your mouth is!"

Bill are you listening?...forget about Reality TV. Forget feeding the hungry and the poor....as Jesus said...they will always be with us...fucking hungry beggars!

Instead why dont you just buy North Korea? Seriously! If you bought that country out of debt you would own it! and you could then control it! You could fire Kimmy Boy and put whomever you want in charge! Eliminate the world threat to WWIII and have some nice real estate!

Start your own country with a nicer attitude (no nukes) and have a great tax shelter for your next assault on the cyberworld with some new obnoxious shit. God knows that anything you do would be better than a nuclear threat from that sick fucker. Hell your stuff never works right anyway so we wouldnt even worry about a nuclear threat from MicroNuclearSoft for a long time!

I see a Gates World Fantasy Park in the very near future in P'yŏngyang. Picture it! A big head of Bill Gates at the entrance, and Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck blowing him at the gates. Call it Bill's Blowjob Gates...or whatever....

Anyway, certainly a lot more peaceful than WWIII....cmon Bill put your money where your mouth is...ya thieving chickenassed fuckin prick....no offense....

Just another idea from the mind of Doctor Greg Hormone......
By the way, did I mention my other idea? we should publicly castrate Jimmy carter who is the most cowardly chicken assed president this country has ever had, and then completely nuke the country of Iran....No offense, but that shit is not at all over...

2 Comments:

Blogger Martin said...

Very nice post Doctor Hormone! ;-) Does this post have anything to do with all the work you have been doing getting Windows re-installed on your computer? It's quite a chore, isn't it?

Thanks Bill for making computing so easy for the common man (and for all the folks in White Mud too... since we ain't common!).

Sir Martin of White Mud

6/27/2006 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger greg hormone said...

Well Sir Martin, Bill is always an inspirational kind of guy isnt he? Im sure that at some level we have all wondered why the richest creep on the planet can only now begin to consider sharing the wealth, and yet he is not buying books for the children in Africa where they dont have electricity for computers, no he wants to provide new "Software" for the needy....what a guy!

He is the winner of the lottery for theives, and his legacy will follow him to the grave.

I predict that one day he will have a trojan break off in his lumpy ass and he will be buried with a tombstone that reads:

"Hard drive damage caused by insertion of trojan mole into critical BIOS mass...unrecoverable error...all data lost!"

6/30/2006 12:10:00 AM  

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