Diabetes is cute!...
During a commercial for diabetes, performer Patti Labelle came on TV last night and claimed "I have diabetes, diabetes doesnt have me."
I call it a commercial because, unlike a legitimate public service announcement which would have made a call for help, the general complacency of the clip made it appear that it was not only "Hip" to have diabetes...(being a cool artist) It was not as urgent a matter of public health as say, "AIDS"...
The American Diabetes Association authored several of these "It's hip to be a diabetic" commercials with people like B.B. King and others, as if having this socially acceptable disease is a common deal and not worthy of urgent research. The tragedy is the way they portray the cuteness of the disease...
As Patti Labelle said "I have diabetes, diabetes doesnt have me." Cute! As if diabetes is simply a controllable disease that can be handled with a few cheap public service commercials about handling your own fatness and sloppy life style and thats the end of it. Its all on you the victim. Some simple life rules, some simple phrameceutical aids and your life is almost normal. Fucking bullshit!
This criminal approach to addressing the disease of diabetes lays all the guilt on the victim as if they are in sole charge of their own success or failure, while the rotten criminal pharmeceutical industry is given full grant to rape and pilage those who have diabetes either type one or type two.
Let me set the record straight. I have lived with a woman who has spent her entire life trying to keep up with the "normal healthy world" by checking her blood sugars with a vengance to vitality! My darling wife Eugenia has been more focused on being healthy by eating right, and checking her blood sugars, and exercising than you could possibly imagine! She has made me healthy just living with her and sharing the same diet.
But Type 1 Juvenile Diabetes takes its toll on the human body in spite of all of the pep talks and hoorahs that can be mustered by the American Diabetes Association Research Policy Committee. To quote their champion,
"It has been an honor to serve as Chair of the Research
Policy Committee for the past two years. As I step down
from this post, I look forward to the new and exciting
research discoveries that will result from this program as
it continues to move in the right direction — a direction
that will lead to a cure for diabetes."
Andrew Stewart, MD
Chair, American
Diabetes Association
Research Policy Committee
I can only guess that the American Diabetes Association Research Policy Committee has had their head so far up the ass of the American Pharmacists Association that they couldnt find a cure for diabetes if it fell in their dickless laps!
The greedy theiving crooks at the American Pharmacists Association promote this pathetic administration of a disease which dibilitates its victims. Diabetics are led to believe that they have failed due to their own inadequate maintenance of a disease that has been allowed to cripple 20.8 million people in the United States alone! Thats about 20% of the population of the country.
Why is is that after 66 years of active research by the AMA, ADA, and the APA, they are still just peddling needles and horse insulin? It's because the pharmacies dont want to solve this multi billion dollar problem! Why should they? They make billions of dollars each year, while diabetes remains the number one health crisis on earth!
Get informed folks....your benevolent government is handling this evil killer just as effectively as they have every other money making bullshit scam on the planet. the only people who want to cure diabetes are diabetics!
The US(less) government is bought and paid for by the Pharmacists.
Heres the plan...we should at least systematically rob and pillage our local pharmacists as they have us for he last 100 years!
If your'e not into out and out robbery, at least steal the pens that they have you sign for prescriptions with!
Personally I would like to get a directory of licensed Pharmaceutical Company executives and systematically assault them, but I understand that's illegal so I will never do that!...Honest!
Maybe all these rotten fuckers will get cancer and die and the world will be a better place without their false hopes and scams to rid us of our hard earned money.
Maybe not.
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I call it a commercial because, unlike a legitimate public service announcement which would have made a call for help, the general complacency of the clip made it appear that it was not only "Hip" to have diabetes...(being a cool artist) It was not as urgent a matter of public health as say, "AIDS"...
The American Diabetes Association authored several of these "It's hip to be a diabetic" commercials with people like B.B. King and others, as if having this socially acceptable disease is a common deal and not worthy of urgent research. The tragedy is the way they portray the cuteness of the disease...
As Patti Labelle said "I have diabetes, diabetes doesnt have me." Cute! As if diabetes is simply a controllable disease that can be handled with a few cheap public service commercials about handling your own fatness and sloppy life style and thats the end of it. Its all on you the victim. Some simple life rules, some simple phrameceutical aids and your life is almost normal. Fucking bullshit!
This criminal approach to addressing the disease of diabetes lays all the guilt on the victim as if they are in sole charge of their own success or failure, while the rotten criminal pharmeceutical industry is given full grant to rape and pilage those who have diabetes either type one or type two.
Let me set the record straight. I have lived with a woman who has spent her entire life trying to keep up with the "normal healthy world" by checking her blood sugars with a vengance to vitality! My darling wife Eugenia has been more focused on being healthy by eating right, and checking her blood sugars, and exercising than you could possibly imagine! She has made me healthy just living with her and sharing the same diet.
But Type 1 Juvenile Diabetes takes its toll on the human body in spite of all of the pep talks and hoorahs that can be mustered by the American Diabetes Association Research Policy Committee. To quote their champion,
"It has been an honor to serve as Chair of the Research
Policy Committee for the past two years. As I step down
from this post, I look forward to the new and exciting
research discoveries that will result from this program as
it continues to move in the right direction — a direction
that will lead to a cure for diabetes."
Andrew Stewart, MD
Chair, American
Diabetes Association
Research Policy Committee
I can only guess that the American Diabetes Association Research Policy Committee has had their head so far up the ass of the American Pharmacists Association that they couldnt find a cure for diabetes if it fell in their dickless laps!
The greedy theiving crooks at the American Pharmacists Association promote this pathetic administration of a disease which dibilitates its victims. Diabetics are led to believe that they have failed due to their own inadequate maintenance of a disease that has been allowed to cripple 20.8 million people in the United States alone! Thats about 20% of the population of the country.
Why is is that after 66 years of active research by the AMA, ADA, and the APA, they are still just peddling needles and horse insulin? It's because the pharmacies dont want to solve this multi billion dollar problem! Why should they? They make billions of dollars each year, while diabetes remains the number one health crisis on earth!
Get informed folks....your benevolent government is handling this evil killer just as effectively as they have every other money making bullshit scam on the planet. the only people who want to cure diabetes are diabetics!
The US(less) government is bought and paid for by the Pharmacists.
Heres the plan...we should at least systematically rob and pillage our local pharmacists as they have us for he last 100 years!
If your'e not into out and out robbery, at least steal the pens that they have you sign for prescriptions with!
Personally I would like to get a directory of licensed Pharmaceutical Company executives and systematically assault them, but I understand that's illegal so I will never do that!...Honest!
Maybe all these rotten fuckers will get cancer and die and the world will be a better place without their false hopes and scams to rid us of our hard earned money.
Maybe not.
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posted by greg hormone at 4/03/2006 09:25:00 PM
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And now your sloppy lifed, inattentive habited, true Chief discovers I have the cute little disease. DAMMIT
Your true,
Chief
Yeah, but it's not like people can prevent getting diabetes, Chief...it can happen to any of us at any time, it's just like that. It's not like sticking your pecker into a cheap crack ho from Woodward and Grand River and figuring that all will be well with a little soap and water, it's quite different, non-intentional and not a result of carelessness. Of course, some people can have sloppy lifestyles that help this evolve into the disease faster, but if you are destined to get it, you will get it. We can only hope that Patti LaBelle doesn't do a crappy concert in your town. Cute? Not really, but look at it this way now...you can hang around with the Lou Reed people and they'll never know your sticking yourself in the arm with medicine and not heroin (not the female heros). I hope this helps you feel better, and I truly had fun on Karoake Night with you and the Mudders this year! Got it? GET IT!!!
Huh? Those cheap crack hoes might have diseased my pecker???
OK, so this aint exactly as paid advertisement.
Butt.....
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Big Bluegrass Festival in Western Pennsylvania sponsored, produced, cleaned up after and performed by Your True Chief.
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Your true,
Chief
OK..another crummy spammer...trying to drop a link on an old blog post!
Ooops! It's Chief! Why are you adding this to such an old post?
Oh well, here's his link anyway:
http://www.northcountrymusic.org (even though it has a nofollow tag, it might help in the other SEs)
Sir Martin of White Mud
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