I Need To Apologize...
Hello my friends...
I need to place an apology here....In recent months I have published some of the most incoherent dribble, with the most incredible amount of typos in any blog in cyber history!
I am ashamed!
I only meant to entertain you, but in my haste, I have often gotten carried away and typed sentences that were so grammatically incorrect, that only The Miami Herald has been worse in the last 6 months.
Part of the problem, is that I often write these blog posts after I have been awake for 18-20 hours. This is because I have a rotten bed! My bed is sooo lousy that i roll arouind for hoirsat a time trying to desparately get dsome stinking sleep, but noooooo! The lousy bed is just a mightmare! Its the worst bed ive ever slpet on....Now you might ask...whell doctor hormone why dont you get a new bed?
Well mr or mrs reader of my blog.....I ALREADYYYY DDDDIIIIIDDD THAAAATTT! THE NEW ONE SUCKS TOOOOOIO! OK?
TGhen second...I lay there with the damn fan blowing amnd blowing anfd blowing and blowing! The family cats who like to sleep in opur bed pwith us shed a lot of hair so while the fsan blows! The damn cat hearir lands on my face and alll freking night, i am laying awake rolling around like a stinking shishkabob on the rotissrie....rollloing androooliiing and rolling! while the damn fan is blowing and blowing and bloweing and blowinng! Then as I wipe away cat hair form my face, and try to find a comfortable sleeping position in my rotten bed, the dog (Cody) comes walking in onto the wooden floor with his long cruddy obnoxious freaking rottren tonalils that sound like a goddamned freigh train when your wrecked on scotch!....
Just about 5 am when the dog has finally laid down and stopped torturing me with his incessant tonail torture walking routine thingy, and I am about to doze off for the 2 hours of sleep i might finally get, the alarm goes off and the wife gets uyp to start making her morning noise! The toilet, the lights, the hairdryer, the animanls then get uop too and it starts all ovir agaain! Arghghghgh!
Its a tough life being sa creative writer! So now yuo can get the sense of where some of the typos come from....
At this time I would like to retract everything Ive ever written, and change my name, but as I understand, that is against the rules! So, instead I would like to take this opportunity to make several corrections that have occurred over the last several months:
April 2 2003: I mauy have said something about a reiuing concert coccurring at the Grande Ballroomn but faile dti mnent[ion that idwas just a joke.
March 7 2004: I remember taling to someone about the possinbil;ity of starting a new job....Im sorryy if zI misse dthat intervioew....call me.
Weell recschgewdule.
July 22 2005: I was in a bad way about someof the rotten weather we have to ecxperianec here in Hell Florida the sphincter mucle of the planet....I may have used some defamatory language against some of my neighbors ( even thought I still hate em!) I am not the one.,,..for the record that turned them in for build ing a n illegal shed in their backyard...It was some omne else.
December 2005: some thime a few monthse ago, I suggested tha ti m ight shoot Cody...I might still do that...that was not a mistake!
Februraryt 2006: I have n,maed numerpouse remarks about the Musim,lims and theire objections to certian carttoonns aboutr the Profit mohaammed whoi was not a cartoon! If i ever infliceted that remarke as if he was in fact a cartoon...he was not and is not and remains today, still not a cratoon....alyjhought from what i read of himn he was a very funnjy guy. He may have wanted to be a cadrtoon.
Well that psiumms up the apolgies for this centruy....I plan not to make any more mistakes for a looonnng tiime!
Tjhsanks for tuning in/
I need to place an apology here....In recent months I have published some of the most incoherent dribble, with the most incredible amount of typos in any blog in cyber history!
I am ashamed!
I only meant to entertain you, but in my haste, I have often gotten carried away and typed sentences that were so grammatically incorrect, that only The Miami Herald has been worse in the last 6 months.
Part of the problem, is that I often write these blog posts after I have been awake for 18-20 hours. This is because I have a rotten bed! My bed is sooo lousy that i roll arouind for hoirsat a time trying to desparately get dsome stinking sleep, but noooooo! The lousy bed is just a mightmare! Its the worst bed ive ever slpet on....Now you might ask...whell doctor hormone why dont you get a new bed?
Well mr or mrs reader of my blog.....I ALREADYYYY DDDDIIIIIDDD THAAAATTT! THE NEW ONE SUCKS TOOOOOIO! OK?
TGhen second...I lay there with the damn fan blowing amnd blowing anfd blowing and blowing! The family cats who like to sleep in opur bed pwith us shed a lot of hair so while the fsan blows! The damn cat hearir lands on my face and alll freking night, i am laying awake rolling around like a stinking shishkabob on the rotissrie....rollloing androooliiing and rolling! while the damn fan is blowing and blowing and bloweing and blowinng! Then as I wipe away cat hair form my face, and try to find a comfortable sleeping position in my rotten bed, the dog (Cody) comes walking in onto the wooden floor with his long cruddy obnoxious freaking rottren tonalils that sound like a goddamned freigh train when your wrecked on scotch!....
Just about 5 am when the dog has finally laid down and stopped torturing me with his incessant tonail torture walking routine thingy, and I am about to doze off for the 2 hours of sleep i might finally get, the alarm goes off and the wife gets uyp to start making her morning noise! The toilet, the lights, the hairdryer, the animanls then get uop too and it starts all ovir agaain! Arghghghgh!
Its a tough life being sa creative writer! So now yuo can get the sense of where some of the typos come from....
At this time I would like to retract everything Ive ever written, and change my name, but as I understand, that is against the rules! So, instead I would like to take this opportunity to make several corrections that have occurred over the last several months:
April 2 2003: I mauy have said something about a reiuing concert coccurring at the Grande Ballroomn but faile dti mnent[ion that idwas just a joke.
March 7 2004: I remember taling to someone about the possinbil;ity of starting a new job....Im sorryy if zI misse dthat intervioew....call me.
Weell recschgewdule.
July 22 2005: I was in a bad way about someof the rotten weather we have to ecxperianec here in Hell Florida the sphincter mucle of the planet....I may have used some defamatory language against some of my neighbors ( even thought I still hate em!) I am not the one.,,..for the record that turned them in for build ing a n illegal shed in their backyard...It was some omne else.
December 2005: some thime a few monthse ago, I suggested tha ti m ight shoot Cody...I might still do that...that was not a mistake!
Februraryt 2006: I have n,maed numerpouse remarks about the Musim,lims and theire objections to certian carttoonns aboutr the Profit mohaammed whoi was not a cartoon! If i ever infliceted that remarke as if he was in fact a cartoon...he was not and is not and remains today, still not a cratoon....alyjhought from what i read of himn he was a very funnjy guy. He may have wanted to be a cadrtoon.
Well that psiumms up the apolgies for this centruy....I plan not to make any more mistakes for a looonnng tiime!
Tjhsanks for tuning in/
posted by greg hormone at 3/01/2006 01:01:00 AM
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