Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Wow! No Wonder Brad Ran Like Hell!...and Saddam's Trial..

Recently,

Our greatest Paparrazzi Love Lady, Jennifer Aniston was discovered prancing nude in her apartment and was furious about her profile being revealed on the internet, and with good reason!

She has made a point that if anyone dared to produce the photos on the internet, there would be hell to pay...

Chee! If I was her, I would do all I could to protect my image too! Im not sure if trouble is in the loft for this news journalist, but im going to have to take a chance here....

Here is the only photo that I was able to extract from my news sources of Jen dancing in her living room ( i guess)




Hot! But maybe too hot for Brad Boy! Id personally go for the double paired tittas of the lovely Jen rather than the psychotic silicone lips of Angelina Jolie...

But then thats Hollywood....when ya got the money and the fame, all thats left is the chaos....

Life as a farmer in Kansas will never be as exciting, but then who freaking cares?

Meanwhile, Im hoping to get a new pair of red socks for Christmas even though I dont celebrate the holiday, I just want a new pair of red socks.

Breaking News:

After Saddam Hussein's outbreak in court today, Members of White Mud volunteered to step in and help contain him so he could have his trial completed without any further disruption. The solution was simple American ingenuity....Duct tape!

The Judge later thanked White Mud blues Band for the novel yet, simplistic idea to allow the hearings to continue...



Meanwhile, on other news fronts....White Mud has discovered a whole family of thier missing cohorts...The Werner Family....

Apparently Officer Jerry (The Spic) has been doing his homework, and found White Muds old bouncers, the Werner Brothers Mark, and Pete who bravely and sometimes foolishly protected the boys back in the day when their mouths got a little larger than their brains...

Often, back in the day when White Mud would frequent their favorite restaurants, The Golden Nugget, Big Boys, and certain places of ill repute as they were called, they would run into confrontations with truckers on early morning jaunts, or leftover greasers in the day, who suggested that White Mud collectively "Go Get A Fuckin Haircut"

Well, as you might guess, White Mud's fraternity would not let this kind of encounter go without some reciprocal remarks about the truckers mothers, or their fat asses...and often we would find ourselves rather outmanned....

When The Werner Brothers came along, and became our good friends, and bouncers, we were delighted to see them "engage" on our behalf, and often we would leave them to finish the job of protecting us....

Often outnumbered, we were proud to see them defend our honor as we slowly drove away in Jerry's Edsel..."Kick thier asses you guys!" We would cry aloud with great pride!

Well as you might guess, White Mud is proud to regroup with our old bouncers, and although we havent seen them in 36 years, we are counting on them to once again....stand tall as we assault New Falluja in the spring of 2006!

They may not know about this until they read it here....but we are confident that they will be able and willing to once again Serve Honor and Protect! Hoorah!

What a great bunch of guys White Mud are! Hope were still having a good time!

While photos are not yet available, try to picture Fonzi and his younger brother...This is Pete and Mark Werner....

By the way, Jerry tells me that Little Sister Linda Werner has some actual unaltered photos of White Mud performing for their parents in the living room of thier home in St. Clair Shores back in the day!

If we can get any of them to talk to us, we will endeavor to get those photos for posterities sake!

Meanwhile, we continue to ask you all to contact Chris Kinner, who has the Long Lost Tape of White Mud from the Crows Nest East in 1968....

231-675-0025...Call him collect if you like...he is often on stage on Fridays and Saturdays...he loves to get the calls when he is in the middle of a show....Really!

2 Comments:

Anonymous martin_uboo said...

Someone broke your blog layout. It must have been greasers or truckers from the all night restaurants in Saint Clair Shores.

This is truly good news about the Werner Brothers (don't they now own Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Time magazine and AOL?)(couldn't care less about the bimbo with the tits) They must be really rich (the Werners, not the bimbos and Brad - we know they are rich, but they won't share with White Mud). Those are the type of people White Mud always like to make friends with. Or in this case, rekindle our un-dieing friendship which has endured over all these years.

I can't wait to see them and hit them up for a loan, I mean reacquaint myself with them.

Gotta run and start on my Christmas List for the boys (I don't have to watch all their dumb shows on the WB, do I?).

Sir Martin of White Mud

12/07/2005 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Roger Halstead said...

Fuck it. Kill them all. Let God/Allah/Buddha sort them out

12/11/2005 05:03:00 PM  

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