1...2...3...Goodnight!
1. We've got to say good riddance to the sleezy attorney Johnny Cocksuckoran. One less sleezy ratfuck attorney is always a good thing. I have to admire his timing for dying during a week of celebrity deaths, at least he goes out with a crowd of other famous dead people...other than that...he has no honorable credentials...I wouldnt buy one of his three piece suits for a dollar in the auction they will have to pay for his funeral...see you in hell liar...
2. Teresa Schaivo, good night sweet lady...what a shame you had to be exploited by the Papporazzi of American press...even predicting your death so they could be the first to report it...filthy fucking vultures...there was no dignity here at all...no where! You could have and should have been entitled to a dignified death, but everyone involved took that away from you.
What a sad, sad story yours was...the lesson here is that we are all bugs...just bugs...just trying to deal with other bugs who are dying...
3. Then comes the "Pope" who rode out the Tsunami of "death week" so he could be the star of the show...This was just a man...he had some neat stage outfits....( I would love to have that hat man!) but beyond making some cool parades in his bullet proof SUV, and proclaiming some obscure Catholic thingys....he was just a guy...
Some new guy will be voted in to speak in latin, wear a funny hat, and hide Easter eggs for the demented of the world...His epitaph will read...
A Bad Peter kills Pope John Paul...
Hell his name wasnt even John Paul...it was Karol Usef Wojtyla...Im guessing he became Pope just so he could get a better name, for Christs sake! No Pope since the first has ever been confirmed to be the direct lineage of The Apostle Peter, so its all bullshit anyway...its just some guy in an ancient reality show...running the biggest non-business in the world....outside of the control of the Governments or regulatory agencies of the world, but in charge of some of most flagrant abuse on the planet...
He could have gone on Jeapordy and won a few grand, but noooo....he had to have the funny hat, and the Latin hooyee...etc...
I am willing to pay $350.00 on Ebay for the fuckin hat...not a penny more!
In fact, im not sure he is really even dead...I Think he is just sneaking out of the job...I wouldnt be surprised if shows up somewhere in South America, in a sharp 3 pieced suit ( he and Johnny Cocksuckeran were the same size) as a stock broker and makes a killing on futures in the oil market.
If Johnny Cocksuckeran shows up in a funny hat and pajamas...in Rome, I am leaving the planet! Im done man!
I leave Cody in charge of all of my shit...please lay me down on a land mine somewhere in New Falluja...what a fuckin circus! Amen! Yank my feeding tube before they plug it in!
Dominoes, Dominoes....whos got the dominoes...amen....
Who gives a fuck? Nobody makes a difference...Tomorrow thousands of other nameless other people will die...we are bugs!
Amen-
2. Teresa Schaivo, good night sweet lady...what a shame you had to be exploited by the Papporazzi of American press...even predicting your death so they could be the first to report it...filthy fucking vultures...there was no dignity here at all...no where! You could have and should have been entitled to a dignified death, but everyone involved took that away from you.
What a sad, sad story yours was...the lesson here is that we are all bugs...just bugs...just trying to deal with other bugs who are dying...
3. Then comes the "Pope" who rode out the Tsunami of "death week" so he could be the star of the show...This was just a man...he had some neat stage outfits....( I would love to have that hat man!) but beyond making some cool parades in his bullet proof SUV, and proclaiming some obscure Catholic thingys....he was just a guy...
Some new guy will be voted in to speak in latin, wear a funny hat, and hide Easter eggs for the demented of the world...His epitaph will read...
A Bad Peter kills Pope John Paul...
Hell his name wasnt even John Paul...it was Karol Usef Wojtyla...Im guessing he became Pope just so he could get a better name, for Christs sake! No Pope since the first has ever been confirmed to be the direct lineage of The Apostle Peter, so its all bullshit anyway...its just some guy in an ancient reality show...running the biggest non-business in the world....outside of the control of the Governments or regulatory agencies of the world, but in charge of some of most flagrant abuse on the planet...
He could have gone on Jeapordy and won a few grand, but noooo....he had to have the funny hat, and the Latin hooyee...etc...
I am willing to pay $350.00 on Ebay for the fuckin hat...not a penny more!
In fact, im not sure he is really even dead...I Think he is just sneaking out of the job...I wouldnt be surprised if shows up somewhere in South America, in a sharp 3 pieced suit ( he and Johnny Cocksuckeran were the same size) as a stock broker and makes a killing on futures in the oil market.
If Johnny Cocksuckeran shows up in a funny hat and pajamas...in Rome, I am leaving the planet! Im done man!
I leave Cody in charge of all of my shit...please lay me down on a land mine somewhere in New Falluja...what a fuckin circus! Amen! Yank my feeding tube before they plug it in!
Dominoes, Dominoes....whos got the dominoes...amen....
Who gives a fuck? Nobody makes a difference...Tomorrow thousands of other nameless other people will die...we are bugs!
Amen-
posted by greg hormone at 4/01/2005 11:08:00 PM
3 Comments:
The Pope ain't dead yet, Doctor Hormone!!! In the words of Samuel Clemens, "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated". It was a slow news Friday, so Reuters (I think) had to make something up!
Keep up your fine, impartial, unbiased, entertaining, and occasionally accurate journalism!!!
Sir Martin of White Mud
You guyza betta lay offa da pope cuz heze da godfatha of the catholics here onda oith! So, you lika da pointy hat? You aint gonna get no pointy hat cuzza you aint in rome, comprende? You can maka da fun of the lawyers cuzza even God dona like no lawyers, but no funna da pope, God rest his soul. He wuzza good man from Poland who likes his pierogis and kraut luke warm, not one of those wine guzzlin punk priests what be touchin the peepees. It wuzza da pope who a got things movin to stop the pee pee touchin, specially during the lent. Usually, gyze at his level donna never even hear abouta stuff like that, but you gotta hand it to ole Popy JP2, he maka da fine pope with a lot of dignity. So whatta if he like that cool expensive bubble car. The pacer wuzza popular too once, you know. And the gremlin. Imma gonna say a rosary for you because you needa some help and you betta hope that old Popy JP2 donna come back anna haunt you. You better go confession and tell all dese sins right away or God gonna paddle you assa!
Geez Greg - bashing the Pope! And he is (apparently) dead so can't even defend himself (at least not publicly). Show some respect.
I did agree with your johnny cock rancid comments. A bigot and a racist and a liar. The world is better off without him. He and Jacko should have put their heads together - more air for the rest of us. Cheers.
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