Ashley Simpson Sucks! White Mud Sees Potential!
You know, some people suck so bad at their profession that you have to wonder...can they be that bad without meaning it?
Ashley Simpson the now famed lipsyncing little slut who is truly a bad wannabee of Joan Jet, (who was actually great)...is soooo baaaaaaaad that White Mud is considering an opening for her among the giants of badness! Us! Lead Non-singer!
Picture it...she moves her mouth and there is no vocal noise at all...just White Mud playing badly...then the singing starts and she is standing there with her mouth closed, scratching her ass...
Hot!
A quote from one of her fans:
"Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are," wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. "You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke."
"Well, hell she will fit in here quite well!" Remarked newcomer Tommy Moe Hawk, associate member of White Mud, and life member of the now famous Hawk Brothers who we all know and love...
Tommy Hawk has since been away on a sabaticle of sorts (we hope)...We havent heard from him since he slipped away some days ago... A search party has been organized to find him since the Great Tsunami of recent....
We are confident that Tommy is alive and well. He has several floatation devices in his posession (we hope) which he can inflate for his health and survival!
However, we are still concerned about his absence of late and if you see him, please return him to us...
Care of:
The Incredible Mohawk Brothers / White Mud Blues Band
8952 Grand River Ave. Detroit, Michigan
USAGPS Coordinates: Lat - 42 21 879' Lon - 83 07 703'Elevation: 600' approximately
We will pay the shipping if you find him and wish to return him to us for future missions...particularly, the Incredible Hawkadelic studio sessions which are soon to begin, as well as his expected appearance at the White Mud reunion in 2005!
Meanwhile, White Mud will audition the now infamous Aaaaashley, as well as the turds who were formerly known as Milli Vanilli for backup vocals...
White Mud is proud to share the stage with people of equal or less talent...It's not over till Milli Vanilli sings!
Ashley Simpson the now famed lipsyncing little slut who is truly a bad wannabee of Joan Jet, (who was actually great)...is soooo baaaaaaaad that White Mud is considering an opening for her among the giants of badness! Us! Lead Non-singer!
Picture it...she moves her mouth and there is no vocal noise at all...just White Mud playing badly...then the singing starts and she is standing there with her mouth closed, scratching her ass...
Hot!
A quote from one of her fans:
"Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are," wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. "You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke."
"Well, hell she will fit in here quite well!" Remarked newcomer Tommy Moe Hawk, associate member of White Mud, and life member of the now famous Hawk Brothers who we all know and love...
Tommy Hawk has since been away on a sabaticle of sorts (we hope)...We havent heard from him since he slipped away some days ago... A search party has been organized to find him since the Great Tsunami of recent....
We are confident that Tommy is alive and well. He has several floatation devices in his posession (we hope) which he can inflate for his health and survival!
However, we are still concerned about his absence of late and if you see him, please return him to us...
Care of:
The Incredible Mohawk Brothers / White Mud Blues Band
8952 Grand River Ave. Detroit, Michigan
USAGPS Coordinates: Lat - 42 21 879' Lon - 83 07 703'Elevation: 600' approximately
We will pay the shipping if you find him and wish to return him to us for future missions...particularly, the Incredible Hawkadelic studio sessions which are soon to begin, as well as his expected appearance at the White Mud reunion in 2005!
Meanwhile, White Mud will audition the now infamous Aaaaashley, as well as the turds who were formerly known as Milli Vanilli for backup vocals...
White Mud is proud to share the stage with people of equal or less talent...It's not over till Milli Vanilli sings!
posted by greg hormone at 1/05/2005 11:25:00 PM
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