Cody Has Hours To Live....

Ok...

Im serious about this shit...

Cody The Amazing Wonderdog has worn out his welcome! I'm going to blow his worthless fucking brains out at the end of the night on December 24, 2004 if I dont get some cooperation...
I have been the custodian of his stupid silly little "Crap Art Festival" since God knows when...

I am now poised to make my big buck, by blasting his worthless little life into the next world online...unless I make my fortune by unreasonable demands met by you...the stupid suckers reading this blog!

I origionally demanded $105.75 for compensation for all of the hard work that I did to promote Cody and his stupid Patio Shit Art....



Well I'm no fool... it quickly occurred to me that I grossly under rated the amount of money I demanded to keep this little bastard alive!

I now, will only keep Cody alive without blowing his worthless little carcass into next Tuesday if you send me a total of $235.00! Thats right! $235.00! The price has gone up! Im no fool!

If I dont have $235.00 ...no wait $235.75 by December 24th, the fucking dog gets it! I will personally blast his worthless little carcass into the next world!

If the Christmas spirit dwells among you clowns....you better start counting your money, cause Im shooting the mutt on Xmas Eve if I dont have $235.75 by then, the exact amount I plan to spend for Christmas presents this year for everyone I know!

I mean it! Ill shoot the little mutherfucker at the Christmas dinner table and film it for post Xmas video film sales if I dont get my way!



$235.75! Not a penny more or a penny less! If I dont have the exact amount by 11:59 pm on December 24th 2004, I will blast this little furry sonofabitch into the next world and film it!

You can be part of the problem or part of the solution... I am not available for negotiation on this matter!

But if you want to chat about anything else, give me a call..

-Doctor Greg Hormone...