Can This Cubscout Save Cody From His Christmas Demise?
As Christmas draws ever near, all the world watches... Can The Beloved Cody enjoy one more lousy Christmas without being smitten into the world of obnoxoius dead rock stars?
Likely not...but then, emerges a new young heroe among the ranks of young punk super heroes... Sir Martin who, in the name of super heroes...demands the safe harbor of Cody, the Magnificient Wonderdog!
This young wonderful cubscout Martin has laid down his own life (so to speak) in the name of Cody The Wonderdog, promising to make up the difference of the ransom for Cody's life....
So far, not one ratfucker has offered one red dog cent to save his pathetic ass. I Doctor Hormone have only asked for $235.75, to keep him from a bullet through his worthless rotten fucking skull!
But Scout Martin has offered every cent of his hard earned money, by pimping his pet Panther Shiela on the streets of Mount Clemens to save Cody....What a fuckin guy!
Martin has even gone as far as offering every penny of the $35.00 he expects to make while playing in the 2005 White Mud Blues Band Reunion to save Cody...
This is a true fucking American Heroe!
As far as the rest of you worthless ratfuck bastards are concerned, Im gonna shoot Cody anyhow, on Christmas morning, right after he opens his only present! A grenade!
Well. Merry Xmas from White Mud! This is how we start the New Year! Martins noble effort is still not enough to save the furry ass of Cody the Shit Monster...
I will send Martin the severed head of Cody for Christmas for his noble effort.
Amen! #235.435.332-A7
Likely not...but then, emerges a new young heroe among the ranks of young punk super heroes... Sir Martin who, in the name of super heroes...demands the safe harbor of Cody, the Magnificient Wonderdog!
This young wonderful cubscout Martin has laid down his own life (so to speak) in the name of Cody The Wonderdog, promising to make up the difference of the ransom for Cody's life....
So far, not one ratfucker has offered one red dog cent to save his pathetic ass. I Doctor Hormone have only asked for $235.75, to keep him from a bullet through his worthless rotten fucking skull!
But Scout Martin has offered every cent of his hard earned money, by pimping his pet Panther Shiela on the streets of Mount Clemens to save Cody....What a fuckin guy!
Martin has even gone as far as offering every penny of the $35.00 he expects to make while playing in the 2005 White Mud Blues Band Reunion to save Cody...
This is a true fucking American Heroe!
As far as the rest of you worthless ratfuck bastards are concerned, Im gonna shoot Cody anyhow, on Christmas morning, right after he opens his only present! A grenade!
Well. Merry Xmas from White Mud! This is how we start the New Year! Martins noble effort is still not enough to save the furry ass of Cody the Shit Monster...
I will send Martin the severed head of Cody for Christmas for his noble effort.
Amen! #235.435.332-A7
posted by greg hormone at 11/27/2004 01:57:00 AM
1 Comments:
Well, I'm glad my small contribution could make an such an impact. However, I am very confused....are you going to MURDER poor Cody? or let him live? I get confused when I try to look into that sick place you call a mind, forget trying to decode your mad ramblings in your blogs.
As for pimping Sheila on the streets of Mount Clemens, how could you say such a thing!! Sheila is very special to me and I would never put her out on the streets of Mount Clemens. Gross Pointe or Auburn Hills maybe, where the prices are higher, but never Mount Clemens.
Just remember that the Scout's "Be Prepared", I for one am prepared to do whatever it takes to save the mutt!
martin
Former Cub Scout
ex-Boy Scout (got kicked out for starting to grow my hair)
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