White Mud Players Visit Jazz Cafe! July 2 2009

This is a' nutha not too slow, not too fast, kinda half fast... project of the White Mud founding Muddas, hosted graciously by our own Poet Laureate M.L. Leibler.

Come see and hear another spontaneous "Convertible top down performance in the rain of life."

Out of our own dreams we will creep...into and onto the stage of spontanaeity at the Jazz Cafe' on July 2 2009.

It's a dreary weepy sleepy jazz thang, mixed with who knows what....

I smell madness, and sweetness, and the sweat of madmen performing a freelance thing along with M.L. Leiblers insane mix of musicians, poetry, noise, spoken word, digereedoos and audience participation. All that's missing is Bromo Seltzer!

Bring your own Barf Bags.

12 Monkeys...at least. 16 cylinders, and amps at "11" in a Spinal Tap Mode...Old men without their reading glasses! Some drunk, some sober....Making it up as we go along, all night.

What a surprise that is!

Please dream yourself into the theatre of our dream! Adoo adoo.

Jazz Cafe' @ The Music Hall is located at 350 Madison Avenue, across from the Gem Theater, between Brush and Randolph, adjacent to ample lighted, secure parking and steps from some of the city?s trendiest restaurants and nightspots. http://www.musichall.org/

COMING TO Detroit Tonight Live in July
July 2 = M.L. Liebler & The Magic Feng Shui Cursives featuring members of The White Mud Experience (Dr. Hormone,Hank Chief Sobah, Jef Reynoldz & Mo)

Somali Pirates Retaliate

After recent incursions by Somali Pirates who were repelled by the U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet, the Somalis have found a new secret weapon to resume assaulting seagoing vessels in the Indian Ocean region near Mogadishu.

The Somali Pirates have found a way to compel whales to swallow I.E.D.'s (Improvised Explosive Devises) and then ram cargo ships that are navigating thru the channel and onto the Indian Ocean.

According to official anonymous unreliable sources, the Somali rebels have been using a sonar device to draw whales onto the beach head near Mogadishu and fill them with RPG grenades, then force them back into the ocean with some kind of homing device that is designed to locate seagoing vessels.

The Pirates then follow the whales with a tracking device and begin negotiations with the target ships prior to activating the assault, where they would send the armed whales toward the ship under attack.

America's new pretend president, Barack Obama was out of the country, busy kissing ass and apologizing to every third world gangster leader for everything the United States has ever done, and was unavailable for comment.

The dilema for the U.S. administration now is, how to defend against such an assault without offending the Green World and Naturalist Environmentalist Movement.

The White House Press Staff was typically confused...

1. Denial

2. Ambigious explanations

3. Procrastination, and vague intentions

4. Shut down and censorship of the press

An unofficial report from the Department of The U.S. Navy reported that trained S.E.A.L Dolphins may be employed to fight the programmed Somali Whales before they reach the targeted Somali vessels. The projected cost to the Department of Defense was not disclosed, but the cost for such a program may be abetted by filming the entire event in a new video series and maybe a new movie of Flipper, The American Hero, coming soon to a theatre near you!

FISH FIGHT!

- Doctor Greg Hormone 2009

Doc Hormone Invests In A Pontiac Dealership!

WELCOME TO DOC HORMONE'S SUPER PONCHO PONTIAC DEALERSHIP!














With the economy failing left and right, one has to become shrewd about good investments. I have been following the tragic story about General Motors and the auto industry in general, and I found an opportunity to invest in a true American legend and possibly save the legacy of one of the greatest automobile to ever come out of the Motor City! With General Motors preparing to abandon the legacy of the Pontiac, and laying off 23,000 workers... I felt compelled to do my part and purchase one of the failing dealerships that will otherwise close as a result of the unfortunate turn in our economy!

It has been done before with other great manufacturers that were failing and bought out by shrewd investors such as myself...Harley Davidson, Indian Motorcycles, The Slinky Corporation, Play-Doh...These were great products, great companies...on the verge on non existance, that were rescued and revived.

Well, I have decided to seize the opportunity and buy a Pontiac Dealership! This is a unique dealership. The Pontiacs on my lot are not new, but I picked up the entire lot for a song!

Now, you too can be a proud owner of one of the legacies of the American automobile! Yes! You can be the proud owner of a pre-owned Pontiac. Choices are limited on these precious vintage cars that attest to the workmanship of Detroit!

There is no better time to say "Im an American from Detroit." and drive down the street in one of these fine machines!

This is the one I picked for myself to drive home. Fortuneately i only live a few blocks from the new dealership!

Neverthless, I will be proud to own this beauty. I had a new one just like it when they first came out, and I am confident that the maintenance on this one should not be much more than the new one I owned back in the day!

This dealership that I bought, has been around for some time, so many of the cars need a little attention but they can be picked up for a song! I bought the entire inventory for only a few dollars and I am going to pass the savings onto you!

I'M NOT KIDDING! Even if you are out of work, you can still afford one of these vintage beauties! Laid off of work? Present car reposessed as a result? No problem! Here at Hormone's Super Poncho Lot, we have easy credit terms even for the unemployed. In fact, if you are a former employee of GM and have been laid off as a result of the recent crisis, we will put you in a pre-owned car that you may have made yourself with no payments for the next 24 months.

Inventory is of course very limited, and with the rust and harsh environment, (global warming and acid rain and shit) these beauties wont last much longer!

Place an order today! Due to limited space on the lot, we have stacked many of the cars in our inventory, like books in a library! Each one of these fine automobiles has a story of its own and each one comes included with its own Legacy Certificate.

One day we will all look back at the demise of the production of this fine automobile and wish we had taken advantage of the opportunity to be a proud Pontiac owner. Dont let this once in a lifetime deal pass you by! Give us a call or better yet, stop by Doc Hormone's Super Poncho Dealership!

The Hudson, the Packard, the Studebaker are all gone...Plymouth is a distant memory...even the Oldsmobile is history...how many of you have one? This is your chance of a lifeime to be a proud Poncho owner!

McFuckers Should Burn!

WPBF-TV
updated 4:51 p.m. ET, Thurs., March. 5, 2009

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - She's been called "McNut" by TMZ.com and "loco 4 pollo" by PerezHilton.com.
Now, after becoming an Internet sensation for calling 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, a Fort Pierce woman said Wednesday she is embarrassed by all the media attention.
"I'm embarrassed to show my face in public," Latreasa Goodman told WPBF News 25's Alexis Rivera one day after her McNugget meltdown was first reported.

Latreasa, I say you go girl! I mean it! Where the fuck does McDonalds come off taking your money and not offering a refund when they cannot serve you the food you ordered?

I wouldn't have called 911, I personally would have done the jump over the counter, and beat the shit out of the person holding my $3.49.

At what point did they realize that they had taken your money for an order they could not fill in the first place? Wheres the manager in all this?...

Whot the hell is McDonalds doing running out of McNuggets anyway? If they have it on the menu and they lure you in to buy them, they better damn well have them! It's false advertising if they willingly and knowingly lure you in to buy McNuggets, take your money and then tell you they dont have them.

We used to tar and feather used car salesmen for using the same dirty trick. Offer a car for sale in the local paper that they dont even have, then when you get there to buy the 49 Hudson for $990.00 they tell you it was sold in the morning and they only have a 50 Hudson for $1200.00!

My own father was run out of town on several occasions for using this same trick! And he deserved it each time!

Corporate Amerika has gone south, and its these dirty tactics along with redirecting your request for support or service to some goat fucker in Bangladesh who pretends to speak english but you cannot understand a word, or they dump you into a convoluted telephone mail system where you are on hold for two hours before you get to scream profanities at a real human being!

These stupid McFuckers should be run out of town too! Along with the idiots at Big Orange (Home Depot) who cannot seem to sell anything that performs for more than 15 minutes at a time and when you go wait in line to replace it, they dont carry it anymore, even though you just bought it the day before!

Im sick of them all! I say vandalize their stores, steal their shopping carts, paint grafitti on thier walls, and shoplift (carefully since they all have elaborate camera systems...) from them daily!

Latreasa should not be made to feel shame...oh no...she is not the one who should be humiliated...on the contrary, it should be the McJackoff manager who should be arrested for stealing! Robbery!

I say lets put this assclown's picture on the internet and threaten his family instead of Latreasa.

Latreasa did the honorable thing by calling the only authority she knew for help, and they made her feel like a fool. Since when does robbing people during the pretense of doing business constitute legitimacy?

I have a threesome of maggot-brain dicksucking idiots who race down my street daily for hours at a time on their 3 wheeler ATV bikes at speeds in excess of 90 mph. I have been calling the police for over a year and each time they eventually come out, (1+ hours later) the fuckers are gone and the police give me a lecture on due process and civil complaint procedure....

I dream of laying huge piles of lumber in the street and creating my own speedbumps which would send the riders propelling into the air at heights only Evil Kneivel could achieve! But alas, I know full well I would end up in jail for such a stunt, so I continue to call for help knowing full well that it is an exercise in futility!

Instead of creating layers and layers of worthless new laws and rules to live by, which our criminal neighbors scoff at, why not begin enforcing some of the laws that are already on the books?

Latreasa, did the cops that responded to your 911 calls make any attempt to request the manager give back your money? Or do they get a free breakfast at that particular "pigfest trough" and therefore refuse to jeapordize their daily feeding?

I for one reccomend that anyone feeling the need to exercise their right to civil disobediance, get in line at McAssholes, order $100.00 of food, and then simply skip out. Jump out of line and drive away....

"Welcome to McFucwad's, may I take your order?"

"Why, yes...Id like 5000 choclaty chip cookies, and a milk please...

By the way...that's to go."

Bastards....Fuck em all.